This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
So. Much. Porn.
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