is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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