just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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