did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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