Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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