the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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