I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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