So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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