She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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