I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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