Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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