i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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