I want to have your abortion
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Randomize
