Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
only if we run a train.
done.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
oh god was she eating orange peels again
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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