I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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