mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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