chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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