dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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