so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Michael Bay diarrhea
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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