I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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