Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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