But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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