I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You brought string cheese to the strip club
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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