ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize