what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Did you pee in the oven last night??
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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