Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
