You're my little dorito
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I just found a bag of teeth...
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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