he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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