ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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