people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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