At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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