So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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