Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
my liver is dry heaving
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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