I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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