We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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