He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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