i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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