If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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