so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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