I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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