I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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