actually, I'm a sock model
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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