i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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