Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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