he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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