what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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