five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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