last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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