at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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