Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
did you just send me my own nude
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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