just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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